Meaningless Ramblings

First off, let me tell you that my hair is finally blue. It does have hints of purple in it, though… Hair dye loves to lie to me, but oh well.

But on to the main reason I’m posting. I am going to die. Yup. It snowed here for the past two days, something that never happens. And the best thing is: we’re about to have ARCTIC COLD WIND moving in some time tomorrow. This just doesn’t happen in Georgia. EVER.

So why am I going to die? I forgot to go to the store for milk and toilet paper!!! OH NOEZ! Everyone (in the South) knows those are the basic survival needs!!! How will I possibly survive this atrocity?

The cold…is…setting…in. Can’t…feel…fingers… Need toilet paper….and…….milk……to survive.

Nooooooo……….